Here is a NEW (tag still attached) red T-Shirt, size Large (read measurements below) that was actually sold in 2001. Silk-screened in white with a grey shadow background to the letters three lines of words across the chest of the T-Shirt that reads:
Ho Ho Ho
Blah Blah Blah
Yada Yada Yada
(Sort of a Seinfeld thing.) The T-Shirt measures 23 inches across the chest measured under the arms and from the back of the neckband to the bottom hem is 29 inches making it a comfortable size Large or TIGHT size XL so please know your size! No holes or stains and 100% cotton. Perfect for your Festivus party!
And just in case you don't know...
Festivus, a well-celebrated parody, has become a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 which serves as an alternative to participating in the pressures and commercialism of the Christmas and holiday season. Originally a family tradition of a scriptwriter working on the American sitcom Seinfeld, the holiday entered popular culture after it was made the focus of an 1997 episode of the program. The holiday's celebration, as it was shown on Seinfeld, includes a Festivus dinner, an unadorned aluminum "Festivus pole," practices such as the "Airing of Grievances" and "Feats of Strength," and the labeling of easily explainable events as "Festivus miracles."
The episode refers to it as "a Festivus for the rest of us", referencing its non-commercial aspect. It has also been described as a "parody holiday festival" and as a form of playful consumer resistance