Here is a fun drinking, pre-worn T-Shirt from London England. It shows how your use of the English and American English language changes as you down pints of beer!
It measures just over 22 inches across the chest measured under the arms and from the back of the neck band to the bottom hem is 29 inches making it a size LARGE. No stains or holes and no fading. This T-Shirt is 100% cotton--a very nice soft knit.
The graphics on the front of the T-Shirt read:
INSTANT ENGLISH
1 Pint - No change in your English
2 Pints - Your English goes up a level
3 Pints- Your English goes up a level (but the grammar disappears.)
4 Pints - You become very fluent, but start mixing English with your own language..and up to 7 Pints! What a hoot!
Nothing on the back of the T-Shirt.